{"id":108,"date":"2009-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2009\/03\/10\/a-bit-of-cheer-on-a-stormy-day\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:15","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:15","slug":"a-bit-of-cheer-on-a-stormy-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/a-bit-of-cheer-on-a-stormy-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bit Of Cheer On A Stormy Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Snow..cold..gusty Northwest winds..blechhh.It&#8217;s March so what did you expect..sunny, mild, bird-song singin&#8217; zip ah dee do dah days until we slip gently into Spring?&nbsp;I don&#8217;t think so..not around here anyway.&nbsp;No, the month of March is like Lucy holding the football for Charley Brown to kick. He knows she&#8217;s probably going to pull it away at the last second and he&#8217;ll fall on his keester again..but he keeps on believing that maybe this once she&#8217;ll have a heart.&nbsp;But Lucy, like the month of March, has no heart; only taking pleasure in our gullibility and frustrations.Sometimes, when I need a little cheering up, especially on cold, stormy miserable days like this, I go through old e-mails from people who like to send me jokes or humorous pictures. Most I wouldn&#8217;t dare post here and most just aren&#8217;t that funny..but a few do tickle me and I hope they may help get your mind out of the snow bank too.Either the police sketch artist is way off or this Anchor has some splainin&#8217; to do.Make up your own joke.A novel idea for a costume party don&#8217;t ya think?Herb..sometimes I think we may be spoiling Jeffy.&nbsp;&quot;Like, I hope I got this Notre Dame cheerleading scholorship for more than my good looks.&quot;It&#8217;s been hard for Sommer to adjust to her state&#8217;s new helmet law.Sommer also works at the bakery part time taking cake orders.This was Hemmingsen&#8217;s last birthday gift to his wife before the divorce.I vish zey all could&nbsp;be caleefornya girls.Well, that&#8217;s all for now. Linda needs to use the bathroom.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snow..cold..gusty Northwest winds..blechhh.It&#8217;s March so what did you expect..sunny, mild, bird-song singin&#8217; zip ah dee do dah days until we slip gently into Spring?&nbsp;I don&#8217;t think so..not around here anyway.&nbsp;No, the month of March is like Lucy holding the football for Charley Brown to kick. He knows she&#8217;s probably going to pull it away at&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lund-at-large","category-60","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12005,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/12005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}