{"id":11354,"date":"2007-05-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2007\/05\/29\/the-retirement-party-is-over\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:22","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:22","slug":"the-retirement-party-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/the-retirement-party-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"The retirement party is over."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&ldquo;So, how&rsquo;s retirement going there then?&rdquo; &nbsp;Are you &ldquo;enjoyin&rsquo; all that free time you have now-ah days?&rdquo;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&ldquo;Do you wish you were still on the TV? Bet you&rsquo;re glad to be done with those crazy hours, huh?&rdquo;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&ldquo;Retirement must be treatin&rsquo; you right..looks like you haven&rsquo;t been missing any meals..ha, ha, ha.&rdquo;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nIt&rsquo;s nice to know that after nearly six months out of the public eye, people still recognize yours truly when I&rsquo;m out and about and are curious to know how things are going.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI always answer &ldquo;yes&rdquo; to the question about enjoying retirement and &ldquo;yes&rdquo; to sometimes missing the job and quick to point out that I really never had a problem with the hours required to do it.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nWhat I don&rsquo;t tell people, though, is that after nearly 23 years of marriage, Linda is on the verge of kicking me out of the house.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nDon&rsquo;t worry. It&rsquo;s not a divorce or anything like that. (trust me I know the warning signs)<br \/>\nBut she &ldquo;is&rdquo; ready to get me out of her hair and doing something besides watching television and playing on the computer.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nShe&rsquo;s so nice she&rsquo;d probably say no..no..that&rsquo;s not true. But it is and she&rsquo;s right.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYou see, Linda had a year head start on me in this retirement thing and I was sort of jealous when she talked about how much she loved it and how much fun it was to have every day be like Saturday.<br \/>\nSo, I&rsquo;ve been stacking up the Saturdays too and, with the exception of golf two days a week, staying pretty close to home.<br \/>\nBut the house party is about over and it&rsquo;s time to get busy finding better uses for my abundance of free time.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI always loved finding and reporting on interesting people and places in this area..so in the days and weeks ahead, I intend to do a little traveling&hellip;no place special just out &nbsp;looking for some stories I can share with you here on Keloland.com.<br \/>\nIf you have any suggestions, click on the comments.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI wonder if Linda will want to ride along?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &ldquo;So, how&rsquo;s retirement going there then?&rdquo; &nbsp;Are you &ldquo;enjoyin&rsquo; all that free time you have now-ah days?&rdquo; &nbsp; &ldquo;Do you wish you were still on the TV? Bet you&rsquo;re glad to be done with those crazy hours, huh?&rdquo; &nbsp; &ldquo;Retirement must be treatin&rsquo; you right..looks like you haven&rsquo;t been missing any meals..ha, ha, ha.&rdquo;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lund-at-large","category-60","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12211,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11354\/revisions\/12211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}