{"id":11378,"date":"2007-10-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2007\/10\/12\/true-confessions\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:20","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:20","slug":"true-confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/true-confessions\/","title":{"rendered":"True Confessions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;How are ya doin&rsquo; sonnybuck?&rdquo;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThat was the usual greeting I&rsquo;d get every time my first father-in-law saw me..which was quite often in my &nbsp;years of marriage to his step-daughter from 1965 to 1972.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nByron was one of the best-natured people I ever knew. He had a huge smile that stretched from ear to ear, not unlike that of Jack Nicholson as &ldquo;The Joker&rdquo; in Batman.<br \/>\nByron&rsquo;s laugh was loud and contagious.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nHe met and married Verna, my wife&rsquo;s mom, &nbsp;later in life.<br \/>\nNot only did he willingly accept her 9 children, but they soon added one more to the mix; all living in a modest two-story house in Brookings.<br \/>\nHe was a wonderful father to those kids, whose real dad was an abusive jerk.<br \/>\nThey had nothing but love and respect for Byron.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nCrazy as it may sound, I used to really enjoy going over there. It was a mad house to be sure but it&rsquo;s where I learned to play card games like rummy, hearts and whist.<br \/>\nIt&rsquo;s where Bryon taught me how to throw horseshoes..a decision he may have later regretted when I got good enough to beat him once in a while.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nWhen my wife and I were broke and stuck in North Dakota waiting for my paycheck to show up, Byron wired us 50 dollars from their own emergency fund so we could get by.<br \/>\nWhen we couldn&rsquo;t find a house to rent in Brookings, Byron and Verna found room in their already over-crowded home for us and our new baby for a few weeks.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThanks to an abundance of wooden leaves, their old oak table could always be stretched out a few more inches to accommodate all of us for dinner.<br \/>\nAnd what dinners they were.<br \/>\nThe food was some of the best I&rsquo;ve ever tasted thanks to a huge garden that provided lots of work for the kids and more than enough vegetables to last all year. &nbsp;&nbsp;(It&rsquo;s where I learned to love parsnips.)<br \/>\nPlus there never seemed to be a shortage of roast beef.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI often wondered how they managed on just his mechanic&rsquo;s salary.<br \/>\nIt wasn&rsquo;t until I&rsquo;d been part of the family for an acceptable length of time that I was let-in on the family secret.<br \/>\nByron didn&rsquo;t always pay the strictest attention to hunting laws.<br \/>\nWhen the freezer was near empty..it was harvest time.<br \/>\nNow, I know some of you are shocked..but wait, there&rsquo;s more.<br \/>\nOn one occasion, I was his accomplice!<br \/>\nOne night, Byron and I were driving to his brother-in-law&rsquo;s farm near Madison.<br \/>\nWhen we reached a certain spot on a gravel road, he stopped the car..opened the trunk and brought out a spotlight and a rifle.<br \/>\nHe asked me to shine it out in the field and before long you could see dozens of deer eyes reflecting in the light.<br \/>\n&quot;Crack&quot; went his gun and before I knew what had happened we were out in the dirt dragging a months worth of meals back to the car.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t do this for the sport of it, Sonnybuck,&rdquo; he said as we drove off.<br \/>\n&ldquo;But there are an awful lot of deer and we have an awful lot of mouths to feed.&rdquo;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo&hellip; that delicious roast beef wasn&rsquo;t beef at all!<br \/>\nI loved venison before I knew what it was but haven&rsquo;t cared for..or eaten much of it since.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI hope the statute of limitations on this night of crime has passed for me.<br \/>\nI know it has for Byron and I ask that you not to judge him too harshly.<br \/>\nHe died a few years ago, shortly after his 80th birthday at their little house in the mountains of Montana. He was surrounded by his loving wife, Verna, and many of the well-fed children who adored him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;How are ya doin&rsquo; sonnybuck?&rdquo; &nbsp; That was the usual greeting I&rsquo;d get every time my first father-in-law saw me..which was quite often in my &nbsp;years of marriage to his step-daughter from 1965 to 1972. &nbsp; Byron was one of the best-natured people I ever knew. 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