{"id":1178,"date":"2011-04-22T10:23:49","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T16:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:09","slug":"plumbs-the-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/plumbs-the-word\/","title":{"rendered":"Plumb’s The Word"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cDouglas, come down here!\u201d<\/p>\n

Whenever I hear those words uttered from the lips of my dear wife down in our basement..I shudder. First of all, it can\u2019t be good if she uses my whole first name and if it IS bad news, there\u2019s a 99% chance it has something to do with water.<\/p>\n

The only time I ever saw Linda nearly collapse out of frustration and exhaustion was in the early 80\u2019s when, after a summer cloud burst, water started seeping into the basement from several corners of the floor.<\/p>\n

\"basementThis was before we were married but I was around to help pull up the glued-down carpet and move furniture plus all our kids each took shifts on the Shop Vac sucking up puddles which continued to form for several days. One of the first items on the domestic agenda after we were wed was to have drain tile installed downstairs which has kept even the severest rain storms and snow melts at bay. It was expensive but worth every penny considering how it saved my sweet wife\u2019s sanity. \u00a0<\/p>\n

If only that was the end\u00a0of the story.\u00a0 But no sooner did Linda feel confident enough again to put down new carpeting throughout the basement including the bathroom, than I heard from the depths of the deep; \u201cDouglas.\u201d\u00a0 The drain which handles water from the washing machine and shower had plugged up causing sudsy solution to seep under the laundry room wall and soak the rugs. We now have Roto Rooter on speed dial but even after he left that day, Linda had to lift up the carpeting (not the glue-down kind this time) off the concrete floor and point every fan she could find in the direction of the wetness.<\/p>\n

\"basementIt seems like we have some kind of water issue at least once a year. We\u2019ve had to deal with mystery leaks from the furnace, air conditioner, water heater (twice), washer, sump pump and the shower which, on the night of my retirement with a house full of overnight guests, wouldn\u2019t shut off. Just last month Linda came very close to walking out of this place never to return after she went downstairs to get something out of the freezer and felt a familiar squishy sensation in her stocking feet. \u201cDouglas.\u201d\u00a0 We really had to search this time because, while the rugs were wet, there was no sign of leakage from any of the downstairs contraptions with pipes running in and out of them. \u00a0Finally, using her detective skills honed by years of practice, she zeroed in on the water softener. \u201cWell, at least it\u2019s a rental so we won\u2019t have to buy a new one,\u201d I said. But that wasn\u2019t much comfort as Linda began the old routine of propping up rugs and digging out the fans. I made another feeble attempt to console her saying, \u201cLook at it this way, there\u2019s not much that can leak anymore down here that we haven\u2019t already fixed or replaced.\u201d \u00a0\u00a0Why do I tempt fate uttering stupid stuff like that?<\/p>\n

Earlier this week there came a shriek from the basement which was clearly more urgent than other times. I clomped downstairs to find Linda standing over the open toilet tank trying to deflect a powerful stream of water that, for a split second, reminded me of the glory days from my youth when I could muster up one like that and write my name in a snowbank..including the middle initial. But I digress. She\u2019d removed the lid when the tank wasn\u2019t filling and received a spray in the face from the faulty filler tube which also doused the wall and rug. In the pandemonium, I managed to reach around her and shut the water off. When the silence came and I saw her\u00a0there dripping like she\u2019d been standing in the rain, I wasn\u2019t sure if she was about to laugh or cry. I do know that If I\u2019d have given into my silly instincts right then I might be filling up a suitcase and looking for a cheap apartment someplace. Instead, I was off to Wally World in search of a toilet repair kit.<\/p>\n

\"basement<\/p>\n

As usual, what is a simple task for most people becomes a major exercise in frustration for me. I first replaced the filler tube and it worked fine. For ONE flush; then the tank wouldn\u2019t fill again. I dinged around with it for awhile then went upstairs to fix a drink vowing to approach the project with fresh eyes and attitude the following day. This is the part where you\u2019re expecting me to say that I ended up calling a plumber and, I DID have my friend who knows his toilets, on standby. But no, this morning I went down, replaced the flapper and fiddled with the float chain for about an hour but, Halleluiah, it works!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure that\u2019s finally the end of our basement water issues and from now on when Linda calls out my full name it will mean what it used to mean..not a disaster but a delight.<\/p>\n

Take that, fate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cDouglas, come down here!\u201d Whenever I hear those words uttered from the lips of my dear wife down in our basement..I shudder. First of all, it can\u2019t be good if she uses my whole first name and if it IS bad news, there\u2019s a 99% chance it has something to do with water. The only…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11799,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions\/11799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}