{"id":127,"date":"2009-01-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2009\/01\/06\/franken-my-dear-i-dont-give-a-damn\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:16","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:16","slug":"franken-my-dear-i-dont-give-a-damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/franken-my-dear-i-dont-give-a-damn\/","title":{"rendered":"Franken, My Dear, I Don&#8217;t Give a Damn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>            &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>                &ldquo;Saturday Night Live&rdquo; will probably be remembered more for the catch phrases that came out of the show than the belly laughs it generated.<br \/>\n                Ie: &ldquo;Never mind&quot;, &quot;Isn&rsquo;t that special,&quot; &quot;I live in a van down by the river,&quot; &quot;We just want to pump you up,&quot; &quot;Yeah, that&rsquo;s the ticket, &quot; &quot;Schhhwingg,&quot; I&quot;&rsquo;m getting all verclempt&rdquo; and hundreds more.<br \/>\n                But, like I said, in 33 years, SNL viewers have had to suffer through a lot of crap&nbsp;before being rewarded with&nbsp;some memorable comedy gems.<br \/>\n                I still laugh when I think of Dan Akroyd &nbsp;doing that mock infomercial for the &ldquo;Bass-O-Matic&rdquo; in which he ground up a fish in the blender. The bit ended with another original cast member, Lorraine Newman, taking a sip of the concoction and saying, &ldquo;Wow, that&rsquo;s terrific bass.&rdquo;<br \/>\n                Another sketch that made me laugh out loud was when Al Franken..one of the SNL&rsquo;s writers, would appear on Weekend Update as a news correspondent doing live TV reports with a satellite dish attached to a football helmet on his head. If he turned ever so slightly, the signal would be lost.&nbsp;<br \/>\n                I also got a kick out of Franken&rsquo;s lonely, misunderstood, insecure, effeminate character, Stewart Smalley, who , through self-help studies and psychotherapy, finally managed to convince himself and others that, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m good enough, I&rsquo;m smart enough, and, doggone it, people like me.&nbsp;<br \/>\n                I stopped laughing at Franken, though, when he started taking himself so seriously, especially about politics.&nbsp;Anyone who didn&rsquo;t subscribe to his uber liberal point of view was a back-room, cigar-smokin&rsquo;, self-serving, right wing religious zealot bent on destroying the country.<br \/>\n                After his failed attempt to become the Rush Limbaugh of the left on the&nbsp;Air America radio network, he decided to create a brand new image and run for office; the U.S. Senate, no less, and from Minnesota, of all places, where he was born and then promptly left at the first opportunity.<br \/>\n                He must have figured any state that would elect a professional wrestler as its governor, might give a condescending, smart ass Democrat with a face people recognized from TV, a shot too.<br \/>\n                Well, it turns out he was right and unless incumbent Senator, Norm Coleman, can finagle a legal way to overturn the official certification, Stewart Smalley, with a victory margin of 250 votes out of over 3 million cast,&nbsp;has himself a mandate and is off to Washington.Doggonit..people DO like him.<br \/>\n                It&rsquo;s sure going to be interesting to see if Al Franken has the rocky mountain oysters to continue being as&nbsp;outspoken on the floor of the United States Senate when actually confronting the sources of his irritation just across the aisle.<br \/>\n                We&rsquo;ll be watching, Al, to see if you&rsquo;re good enough and you&rsquo;re smart enough.<br \/>\n                Just don&rsquo;t turn your head too far to the left or we&rsquo;ll lose the signal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &ldquo;Saturday Night Live&rdquo; will probably be remembered more for the catch phrases that came out of the show than the belly laughs it generated. Ie: &ldquo;Never mind&quot;, &quot;Isn&rsquo;t that special,&quot; &quot;I live in a van down by the river,&quot; &quot;We just want to pump you up,&quot; &quot;Yeah, that&rsquo;s the ticket, &quot; &quot;Schhhwingg,&quot; I&quot;&rsquo;m getting&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12023,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions\/12023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}