{"id":1479,"date":"2011-09-06T13:41:55","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T19:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:09","slug":"a-grand-ol-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/a-grand-ol-time\/","title":{"rendered":"A Grand ‘Ol Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"fairHad a fine time at the South Dakota State Fair last week. I went to Huron to sing a few songs on the Freedom Stage with Mogen\u2019s Heroes. A warm but fulfilling day..not only because the crowds were great but also had a chance to catch up with a couple old friends. Steve Hemmingsen read my blog and thought, what the hell, so he buttoned up his chateau on the shores of beautiful Lake Hendricks and pointed his pickup west and took a drive over to Huron for the afternoon. It was great to reminisce about all those years we represented Keloland at the fair handing out program schedules and autographing Keloland sun visors. Former governor, Harvey Wollman and his wife, Anne, were also in the audience and between shows, he came by in one of the fair\u2019s oversize golf carts and offered Steve and I a lift to the beer garden under the grandstand. \u201cI\u2019ll buy you one,\u201d he says. It was so much fun listening to Harvey and Steve talking politics between sips of an ice cold Budweiser. Too bad policy makers can\u2019t just sit down over a cold one like that and hash things out with humor and insight rather than ranting the same tired old party line rhetoric on the public stage.<\/p>\n

\"corn<\/p>\n

I had been salivating for a state fair footlong corn dog for weeks but after a long wait to have one freshly made, the concoction handed to me by the young lady with a heavy Russian accent, was practically inedible. How do you screw up a corndog for cryin\u2019 out loud? The batter tasted off and I\u2019m convinced that all-beef wieners do not a good corn dog make. It was tough and chewy not plump and tender like the proper weenies made from lots of different parts from lots of different animals. So, it was truly painful, after shelling out seven dollars for that corn “dud” and a coke, for me to toss it into the trash after a few disappointing \u00a0bites for the flies to fight over. \u00a0I\u2019ll be more selective in my choice of corn dog stands next time.<\/p>\n

But my week DID end on a high note.<\/p>\n

\"grandEven though it\u2019s located practically within spitting distance from my house, I hadn\u2019t been to the new Grand Falls Casino yet. Linda took the kids there a couple of times when they were home a few weeks ago but, since I don\u2019t do much gambling, I wasn\u2019t in any big rush to see the place. Saturday night, though, the casino was featuring one of my favorite area bands, Something New, opening for The Grass Roots free in the show lounge. Linda, who loves to play those goofy cartoonish penny machines for hours on end or until her 20 is gone..was pleasantly surprised when I suggested we head out there. First off, the place is as nice as any in Vegas and the lounge stage is very impressive. Trouble is, there\u2019s just not enough room for people to sit down and enjoy the entertainment. They were standing five deep trying to get a glimpse of The Grass Roots as they performed their hit songs.<\/p>\n

My cousin Grouse and his wife, Sandy, went to the casino with us. They enjoy the slots too and have devised their own system by which they switch back and forth on the same machine so they can play longer on a limited amount of cash. I just don\u2019t like the slots..especially those new ones in which you play 100 lines and hope enough pirates or pandas pop up on the screen indicating you may have won a few pennies. I used to play Blackjack\u00a0until a lady dealer in Flandreau cleaned me out on a regular basis and pretty much soured me on the game.<\/p>\n

When\u00a0the band went on break, there wasn\u2019t a whole lot for me to do other than head for the other lounge where I could sit and enjoy an overpriced distilled beverage and watch people passing by; \u00a0not a totally unpleasant experience. But when the band fired up again I returned\u00a0 to the show lounge only to find all the seats taken. The only place I could sit down and still see the entertainment was on the corner at the end of a line of poker machines. Since they don\u2019t like you occupying a stool without playing, I stuffed in a twenty and began pushing buttons as slowly as possible hoping to make it last for me to hear a whole set of music. I was barely paying attention when I looked down to see the machine had dealt me the ace, queen, jack and ten of hearts. I saved them..then closed my eyes and tentatively pushed the draw button. I\u00a0squinted a little bit expecting disappointment but\u00a0to my astonishment, there it was; the KING OF HEARTS giving me a ROYAL FLUSH.<\/p>\n

\"Just

Just like this only mine was in hearts and my bet was in quarters<\/p><\/div>\n

The next thing I know, bells are ringing, lights are flashing and the machine is totaling up quarters faster than a mafia accountant.\u00a0\u00a0FOUR THOUSAND CREDITS\u2026at a quarter a credit that\u2019s a thousand dollars isn\u2019t it??\u00a0 I\u2019ve been having some vivid dreams lately and was fully expecting to wake up as soon as I took the win ticket out of the slot. Nope. Maybe when I take it to the cashier; surely I\u2019ll awaken when she starts peeling off ten one hundred dollar bills onto the marble counter in front of me ..Nope. The joy of\u00a0winning a grand at the Grand was nearly surpassed by the reaction of Linda and my cousins..stunned at the irony of my dumb luck playing at \u201ctheir\u201d game.<\/p>\n

I know the casino believes it\u2019ll get the money back from me eventually but I\u2019m determined to resist temptation and use it to pay bills or buy groceries.<\/p>\n

Oh, wait..I see The Buckinghams will be playing the show lounge next month; wonder if my favorite machine over in the corner \u00a0will still be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had a fine time at the South Dakota State Fair last week. I went to Huron to sing a few songs on the Freedom Stage with Mogen\u2019s Heroes. A warm but fulfilling day..not only because the crowds were great but also had a chance to catch up with a couple old friends. Steve Hemmingsen read…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lund-at-large","category-60","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11769,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions\/11769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}