{"id":1665,"date":"2011-11-21T16:41:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T22:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:08","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:08","slug":"tats-all-folks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/tats-all-folks\/","title":{"rendered":"Tat’s All Folks"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just got back from doing the \u201cvoice of \u00a0Keloland\u201d thingy and ran into longtime news photographer and colleague, Mike Simundson who is, perhaps, the most fervent Minnesota Vikings fan I know. He\u2019s the one who gave me the foam brick to throw at the TV screen when they play. That poor brick is falling apart from over use this year. Anyway, we always talk about\u00a0 how difficult it is to maintain any kind of \u00a0Vikings\u2019 loyalty when they play like this and how it\u2019s even hard for us to believe the familiar fan mantra: “Wait until next year.\u201d \u00a0My friend and KELO radio talk show host, Greg Belfrage, finally got fed up with the constant disappointment of being a Viking loyalist about mid season last year and jumped on the Green Bay Packers bandwagon. \u00a0To we Purple People, this is tantamount to treason but Greg has never looked back and has been rewarded with gloriously happy Sunday afternoons, another Super Bowl trophy for the mantle at Lambeau Field and a machine-like group of winners that have gone undefeated this season. I \u00a0envy his joy but don\u2019t know if I\u2019m ready to go over to the dark side to find it.\u00a0 And, I suppose the same can be said for my colleague, Mike. Poor guy; even if he wanted to give up on the Vikes by taking down all the purple paraphernalia from his front yard and throughout the house..not to mention burning most of his casual clothing,\u00a0 he\u2019s stuck with a big ol\u2019 Viking tattoo on his upper arm as a permanent reminder of our team\u2019s mediocrity.\u00a0 I remember when he got it. The Vikings under new head coach, Mike Tice, had just begun the new season with six straight victories. Unfortunately, they went on to lose a bunch of games and stink up another promising season. I don\u2019t know if Mike regrets getting that tattoo but I wouldn\u2019t be surprised if he started wearing long sleeve shirts even on the hottest days next summer.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never really wanted a tattoo; never felt strongly enough about anything or anyone to endure the pain of a few thousand flu shots in order to have some inky image stuck on my body forever. \u00a0Besides, the only place you used to be able to get a tattoo was in some dingy back-ally shop run by a bearded guy named Snake and frequented mostly by liquored-up tough guys doing it on a dare .<\/p>\n

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Okay, this picture is a joke and made me laugh but it might be a good idea to make sure your "artist" is qualified. <\/p><\/div>\n

Somewhere along the line the stigma of\u00a0getting a tattoo, either men or women,\u00a0has changed..so have the places that provide them. Many now have nice waiting rooms like a barber shop or doctor’s office and even though the artists still often only go by their first names, it’s all part of the devilish mystique. The equipment is safe and sanitary and their skills are top shelf.<\/p>\n

\u00a0I still don\u2019t understand why some choose to have images of satan\u00a0, skulls, snakes or fire-belching dragons permanently etched on their skin..sometimes in odd and\u00a0unmentionable locations of the body.\u00a0 And, I admit that the sight of a big butterfly tattooed on the bride\u2019s back at her wedding is a bit disconcerting to me. But I come from the old school which taught that people with tattoos probably got them while drunk and more as a demonstration of personal bravado or rebellion..rather than for pretty skin art.<\/p>\n

My older brother, Denny, was just such a rebel. While in high school, he used a needle and ink and gave himself two tattoos; one on\u00a0his forearm where he spelled out his name ..the other\u00a0on the top of his hand which was a semi-circle design that looked like lady\u2019s fan. After many years and much regret, Denny finally had those homemade homages to youthful stupidity removed at considerable expense leaving a couple tell-tail scars behind as a lasting reminder. \u00a0<\/p>\n

But today, men and women from all walks of life and income levels are getting tattoos for no other reason than they want one and are willing to spend up to 175 dollars an hour to have an artist at one of at least 7 tattoo parlors in Sioux Falls work their magic with needle and ink. That includes one of our daughters and a couple grown grandchildren. Taylor, for example, got a huge Marine Corps tattoo, that covered most of his back, just before being deployed to Afghanistan. Upon his safe return a few weeks ago, he went and had this one put on\u2026ouch!<\/p>\n

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Taylor\u2019s older sister, Tara, who has at least one piercing and one tattoo, just laughs, gives me a hug and says sorry grandpa when I remind her of the pledge she made to me at age 10 to never have either.<\/p>\n

Ah, well..maybe it\u2019s time for Linda and I to get with it. I think she\u2019d look pretty hot with a tramp stamp on her lower back. Heck, I might even get one. Let\u2019s see, what would it be? Oh, I know..how about tattooing the nose of the Hindenburg on my stomach? \u00a0It would be in 3-D and everything.<\/p>\n

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It even has the German font lettering; a favorite with the tattoo crowd<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just got back from doing the \u201cvoice of \u00a0Keloland\u201d thingy and ran into longtime news photographer and colleague, Mike Simundson who is, perhaps, the most fervent Minnesota Vikings fan I know. He\u2019s the one who gave me the foam brick to throw at the TV screen when they play. That poor brick is falling…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lund-at-large","category-60","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11753,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions\/11753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}