{"id":205,"date":"2008-05-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2008\/05\/20\/yall-come-back-now-ya-hear\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:18","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:18","slug":"yall-come-back-now-ya-hear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/yall-come-back-now-ya-hear\/","title":{"rendered":"Y&#8217;all Come Back, Now, Ya Hear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the last 23 years, Linda and I have made it a point to celebrate our anniversary in late June by taking a road trip somewhere. They&#8217;ve all been fun&nbsp;but some more memorable than others.<br \/>\nFor example, in 1987, we managed to talk our bosses into letting us have three whole weeks off at once so we could jump in the car and head south.<br \/>\nSoon we were meandering through Dixie..taking the time to stop and see what life was really like in this part of the country.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After years of watching&nbsp;news reports of all the racial hatred and violence in places like&nbsp;Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Louisiana, I admit to having some apprehensions&nbsp;about going there.&nbsp;I had visions of being pulled over by one of those&nbsp;stereotypical gum-chewing southern cops, like Rod Steiger in &quot;In&nbsp;the heat of the night&quot;&nbsp;who don&#8217;t take kindly to strangers of any color.<br \/>\n&quot;Ta hell you think your doin&#8217; boy..don&#8217;t they have speed limits upair in South Dakota?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Yes, sir but I wasn&#8217;t speeding.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Y&#8217;all callin&#8217; me a liar boy? We&#8217;ll now, we don&#8217;t cotton to you northern folks comin&#8217; down here with your Yankee smart ass attitudes.&nbsp;A couple nights in the slammer&nbsp;just might&nbsp; fix up&nbsp;that sassy mouth ah yours real good.&quot;<br \/>\nBut it turns out that the people we encountered in the south&nbsp;are actually more like Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry than&nbsp;Bull Connor of Birmingham.<br \/>\nPeople were friendly and outgoing everywhere we went and I really got used to waitresses referring to me as honeychil&#8217; or sugar.&nbsp; &quot;Y&#8217;all have a wonderful day now, sweetie pie.&quot;<br \/>\nLinda didn&#8217;t mind&nbsp;it either when men called her ma&#8217;am and darlin&#8217;.<br \/>\nMy brother and his wife recently bought a home by a big lake in South Carolina and want us to come down for a visit. I wonder how they&#8217;d feel about the entire month of November.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nAnother memorable road trip was the first time we headed up to Mackinac (Pronounced Mack-in-aw) Island in Northern Michigan. We had just gotten our Camaro convertible. The weather was&nbsp;perfect for leaving the top down for&nbsp;the enjoyable drive through Wisconsin&#8230;then, after a three hour ferryboat ride across&nbsp;Lake Michigan we headed up the eastern shore to Mackinac City. From there we climbed aboard a people ferry over to the&nbsp;Island where&nbsp;no motorized vehicles are allowed.&nbsp;It&#8217;s all buggies and wagons that are powered by real horses. Because of those animals, there is a distinct, but not entirely unpleasant aroma&nbsp;about the place..especially when mixed with the smells of chocolate fudge and other&nbsp; treats&nbsp;from the many shops and restaurants along main street. Then there is the intoxicating odor of the lilacs. Lilac bushes and trees are everywhere and so are&nbsp;millions of gorgeous flowers.&nbsp;I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the reason they&#8217;re so abundant and healthy had something to do with&nbsp;all of that horse poop collected from the streets and stables.<br \/>\nThe island&#8217;s Grand Hotel truly is grand!&nbsp; This huge wooden structure has somehow survived over a century without having a fire.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#8217;s a magnificent place that still features all the amenities that have attracted&nbsp;aristocrats, celebrities, presidents and royalty since the late 19th century.<br \/>\nLinda and I spent a memorable afternoon sipping gimlets in the cupola bar on the very top of the Grand Hotel that offered&nbsp;an amazing panoramic view of the island and the Straights of Mackinac.<br \/>\nWe loved it so much we&#8217;ve been back twice.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThis summer, though, I think if we travel at all, it will be closer to home..partly in rebellion to the insane gasoline prices..partly because our California and Arizona kids&nbsp;will be coming here for their vacation and partly because there are a lot of places within a couple hundred miles of our front door that we&#8217;ve&nbsp; been meaning to visit but never gotten around to.<br \/>\nSo, if you spot a heavy-set grey-haired guy and his wife driving&nbsp;slowly through your town in a 14 year old red Camaro convertible with the top down..wave us on over and maybe show us around. Afterward, perhaps&nbsp;we can sit in the shade,&nbsp;have a couple vodka gimlets together and watch the sunset.&nbsp;Do&#8217;ne that soun&#8217;&nbsp; like fun sweet pea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the last 23 years, Linda and I have made it a point to celebrate our anniversary in late June by taking a road trip somewhere. They&#8217;ve all been fun&nbsp;but some more memorable than others. 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