{"id":244,"date":"2008-01-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2008\/01\/27\/flat-rock-rain\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:19","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:19","slug":"flat-rock-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/flat-rock-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"Flat Rock Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When he was the popular Keloland weatherman, &nbsp;Dave Dedrick could get by with saying a lot of things on the air that no one else could&hellip; then or now.<br \/>\nI loved it when he would say stuff like, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s going to get cold tonight.&rdquo; &nbsp;Then Hemmingsen, Burt and me would all respond off camera in unison, &ldquo;how cold is it?&rdquo;<br \/>\nDave would come up with something like, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s so cold that all the witches are wearing insulated brassieres.&rdquo;<br \/>\nDave Dedrick..forecasts with flareOr my personal favorite is when it was so cold he&rsquo;d issue a brass monkey alert.<br \/>\nDon&rsquo;t get me wrong, Dave was serious about reporting the weather accurately but was never above having a little fun at the same time and I think the viewers always appreciated it.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI got to thinking about Dave&rsquo;s forecasts while sitting out on Christy&rsquo;s patio here in Fountain Hills, Arizona this morning as the rain poured down and noisily splashed to the cement a few inches beyond the protection of her overhanging tile roof.<br \/>\nI started to laugh out loud when I heard that sound and remembered that Dave would sometimes describe a similar downpour on TV as a &ldquo;flat rock&rdquo; rain.&nbsp; (picture a cow relieving itself on a horizontal stone)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nMost of time, TV meteorologists here in Arizona are bored out of their shoes. (Winter) &ldquo;Sunny with highs in the mid to upper sixties.&rdquo; (Summer) &nbsp;Sunny with highs in the low 100&rsquo;s.&rdquo;<br \/>\nBut this week&hellip;they&rsquo;re as excited as a Captain 11 crew member winning the toy chest.<br \/>\nThere&rsquo;s clouds and rain and floods..oh, my.<br \/>\nIt&rsquo;s pretty much on the same level as how our weather guys get on a stormy night in June.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI suppose I should be mad since we&rsquo;re unable to golf or sight-see or other warm-weather stuff we came out to Arizona to enjoy, but just like at home, I find there&rsquo;s something relaxing about simply sitting and watching and listening to the rain..especially the flat rock variety so rare here in the desert.<br \/>\nAnd there&rsquo;s not a cow in site.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When he was the popular Keloland weatherman, &nbsp;Dave Dedrick could get by with saying a lot of things on the air that no one else could&hellip; then or now. I loved it when he would say stuff like, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s going to get cold tonight.&rdquo; &nbsp;Then Hemmingsen, Burt and me would all respond off camera in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12136,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions\/12136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}