{"id":252,"date":"2008-01-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2008\/01\/02\/hooray-for-harriet\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:20","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:20","slug":"hooray-for-harriet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/hooray-for-harriet\/","title":{"rendered":"Hooray for Harriet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was always amazed at which stories would get the greatest response from Keloland viewers.<br \/>\nI once did a Lund at Large about the little things in life that drive me crazy.<br \/>\nOne of those&nbsp;frustrations was trying to separate a single filter from the stack of filters so I could brew up my&nbsp; morning pot of coffee.<br \/>\nWell, as soon as the story aired, e-mails started coming in and the phones began to ring..all from people who had the answer to my coffee filter dilemma.<br \/>\nYou&rsquo;d be surprised at how many different solutions there are:<br \/>\n1)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Blow on the stack of filters, they&rsquo;ll separate.<br \/>\n2)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Get those soft rubber finger tips that bank tellers use for counting stacks of money.<br \/>\n3)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Wrap a piece of duct tape (sticky side out) around a popsicle stick<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\nThen people started showing up at the TV station to bring me their Harriet Carter catalogues in which I could find my choice of several coffee filter&nbsp;separators. Most popular is the plastic foam tip tweezers.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nUntil then, I hadn&rsquo;t heard of Harriet Carter but soon came to realize that she is without a doubt the world&rsquo;s greatest purveyor of cheap crap that is so clever and inventive you&rsquo;ll wonder how you ever got along without it.This is supposed to be a picture of Harriet Carter. Looks pretty good for a woman who began her catalog in 1958, huh?<br \/>\nLinda started ordering stuff right away, cordless lights, a mini blind brush, miracle wall hooks, plastic patio table covers..and on and on.<br \/>\nWe both can&rsquo;t wait for the next issue to arrive in the mail.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&quot;Oh, come on, I can hear you saying, what&rsquo;s so unique about Harriet Carter?&quot;<br \/>\nWell, look and learn, my friends, look and learn.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Where else ya gonna find toe flexers to exercise all your little piggies? Or get one of these dispensers and never again have to sit there and yell, &quot;Honey, are we outta&nbsp;toilet paper?&quot;<br \/>\nA cap light for zeroing in on those twilight putts.&nbsp; A book shade. Why squint reading in the sun?I am definately going to order both the tater mitts and the remote light switch. They&#8217;ve been shown on TV so they have to work just as promised in real life, right? There&#8217;s something about the rough side of the tater mitts, though, that kind of&nbsp;creeps me out.Hurry..supplies are running low on the lawn aerator sandals. Just strap &#8217;em on and walk your way to a healthier yard this spring. The head rest that looks like a huge spider is about to devour you is just 18 bucks.Stupid ties for dogs I don&#8217;t need. A hot dog toaster..now that&#8217;s something I do..and it&#8217;s just 20 dollars!Imagine the laughs you&#8217;ll get when you demonstrate your finger shaped power nose hair trimmer to the gang. Or how you&#8217;ll wow the neighbors when you&#8217;re the first on your block to have a real tree frog. And, finally, a way to wash your&nbsp;D cups and keep them in A-1 shape. By the way, the coffee filter separator I&rsquo;ve settled on looks like a pen only instead of a ball point it has a sharp point on the end. Just give it a little stick on the filter stack and lift up.<br \/>\nIt works great..most of the time..helping me get off to a stress-free morning..most of the time.Thanks Harriet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was always amazed at which stories would get the greatest response from Keloland viewers. I once did a Lund at Large about the little things in life that drive me crazy. 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