{"id":27,"date":"2009-12-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2009\/12\/10\/channel-surfing\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:13","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:13","slug":"channel-surfing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/channel-surfing\/","title":{"rendered":"Channel Surfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Linda and I have a pretty laid back life in our retirement. She loves to read and I love to be on the computer and watch TV. &nbsp;A perfect marriage.<br \/>\nLast night, we had a dinner date&hellip;. without leaving our cozy little house.<br \/>\nShe fixed a couple steaks and we snuggled up on the couch to watch the pay-per-view movie, Julia and Julie. It&rsquo;s a terrific film<br \/>\nMeryl Streep just continues to amaze.<br \/>\nHer portrayal of Julia Child, &ldquo;The French Chef,&rdquo; is absolutely spot on.<br \/>\nA wonderfully entertaining two hours without one explosion or act of violence.<br \/>\nSpeaking of cooking, I like watching the Food Network but hate the direction its taking; following the reality show fad with contests, lots of screaming by angry chefs and buckets of tears from humiliated and disappointed contestants. Just cook, already.<br \/>\nI like Paula Deen..but even &ldquo;I&rdquo; know that as good as butter tastes..the amount she uses is going to eventually wad up in an artery and, bang, no more &ldquo;Y&rsquo; alls&rdquo; from her sweet lips. Today, her show featured breakfast in bed recipes and showed her and Michael..her furry husband, in the sack together. &nbsp;<br \/>\nI might have enjoyed a show like that done by other Food Network stars, like Sandra Lee, Giada De Laurentiis &nbsp;or, heck, even Rachael Ray..but Paula Deen? Thanks but no thanks, y&rsquo;all.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nMy daughter got me hooked on all the CSI-type shows a couple years ago. Is it just me or have they gotten a lot more graphic lately? &nbsp;There&rsquo;s always been a certain amount of gross-out images on the shows but do we really need to see victims on the slab split open like a big red book of guts?&nbsp; To me it&rsquo;s become gratuitous gore that distracts from what are usually some pretty good story lines.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI like the fact that Public Television has added a couple channels, especially &ldquo;Create&rdquo;..which is where a lot of the how-to and travel shows have wound up. The problem is that &ldquo;Create&rdquo; is not in high definition and, according to somebody I talked to at SDPB, will not be in high def anytime soon.<br \/>\nToo bad..especially for fans of Rick Steves and Rudy what&rsquo;s his name?<br \/>\nBoth of those travel programs as well as &ldquo;History Detectives&rdquo; and others were in glorious HD before the switch..now phhhtt..their gone with a picture worse than the old analog signal used to be.<br \/>\nOn Midco cable, we get SDPB on two HD channels 608 and 611. Same stuff on both except 611 is not high def.<br \/>\nSeems like a wasted channel to me.<br \/>\nAh, let&rsquo;s see, millions of families will be getting new HDTV sets for Christmas. I think its here to stay.<br \/>\nSDPB&hellip;you should be adding &ldquo;more&rdquo; HD shows rather than shuffling them elsewhere.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nI read somewhere that ratings for Jay Leno&rsquo;s new show at 9pm were up slightly..but still abysmally below NBC&rsquo;s expectations. I like Leno but have zero interest in his latest effort.&nbsp; After seeing the first show, I haven&rsquo;t been back.<br \/>\nI still say the funniest guy on television is Craig Ferguson whose Late Late Show on CBS usually comes on too late-late for me..so I, like millions of others, record it and watch the next day.<br \/>\nAll other talk show hosts have opening monologues that are pretty much alike..topical jokes with a set-up and punchline. Pretty boring, actually and rarely funny.<br \/>\nFerguson&rsquo;s monologue, on the other hand, is mostly al lib..and always hilarious. A couple years ago, the network required that he come on the air for two &nbsp;minutes right out of Letterman to promote the upcoming show and then go to commercials.&nbsp;<br \/>\nHe hated it at first but has since embraced that awkward time and turned it into some of the funniest moments on the tube; often using a menagerie of hand puppets and goofy production numbers to do the job.<br \/>\nI sense that Ferguson a native of Scotland who recently became an American, is growing weary and frustrated with his situation, though, and may be moving on soon. I hope that&rsquo;s not the case.<br \/>\nWhat would I do without my mid-morning laugh? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Linda and I have a pretty laid back life in our retirement. She loves to read and I love to be on the computer and watch TV. &nbsp;A perfect marriage. Last night, we had a dinner date&hellip;. without leaving our cozy little house. 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