{"id":66,"date":"2009-07-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/2009\/07\/28\/play-that-funky-music-white-boy\/"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:14","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:14","slug":"play-that-funky-music-white-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/play-that-funky-music-white-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Play That Funky Music White Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow..what a writing slump I&rsquo;m in!<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve tried to scribble a few things together over the past few days but then decide its all redundant tripe or just plain crapola..so I give it up&hellip; hoping that something better pops into my head or in the headlines that&rsquo;s worth a comment or two here.<br \/>\nBut lately..nothing.<br \/>\nI think the main problem is that my whole life has been in a bit of a slump.<br \/>\nOh, things are fine with Linda and me, thank God, but I&rsquo;m mad at myself for not following through on a promise to lose weight before our Holiday Vacations Railroading in the Rockies tour &nbsp;in early September. Just over a month to go and the only chance I have at making my goal is to have a leg surgically removed.<br \/>\nI don&rsquo;t know if there&rsquo;s a connection, but my golf game..which has never been anything to write home about, has suddenly become as disappointing as my ability to say no to a black raspberry shake from the B&amp;G Milky Way. &nbsp;<br \/>\nThere are other things too: a daughter who&rsquo;s separated from her husband after nearly 25 years of marriage.<br \/>\nFamily members and friends with some serious health issues.<br \/>\nThe nagging doubts about salvation that I still can&rsquo;t shake despite assurances received in church each Sunday that my sinful ways are forgiven and my ticket to heaven is still punched and valid despite any misgivings.<br \/>\nI guess there are some things beyond our control that we just have to accept and live with.<br \/>\nFor instance, I have a favorite cousin who hasn&rsquo;t spoken to me since February because I&#8217;m sure he and his family blame me for his getting laid off over a blog I wrote in which I relayed some of the humorous things he had been telling me about his job.<br \/>\nI pulled the blog as soon as he called to let me know that his bosses didn&rsquo;t find it funny.<br \/>\nI thought that was the end of it but a few months later, my cousin joined the ranks of the unemployed and, I guess it&rsquo;s my fault.<br \/>\nAnyway, I don&#8217;t know of any way to make that situation right again.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\nSorry to lay this on you.I think I&#8217;ll ask the doctor if he&#8217;ll up my dosage of Prozac. That might help snap me out of this funk.<br \/>\nOh wait..my doctor&rsquo;s name IS &ldquo;Funk.&rdquo;Now that&#8217;s depressing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow..what a writing slump I&rsquo;m in! I&rsquo;ve tried to scribble a few things together over the past few days but then decide its all redundant tripe or just plain crapola..so I give it up&hellip; hoping that something better pops into my head or in the headlines that&rsquo;s worth a comment or two here. But lately..nothing.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11964,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/11964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}