{"id":841,"date":"2010-11-22T15:42:43","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T21:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.keloland.com\/lund\/?p=841"},"modified":"2023-07-20T21:00:10","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T21:00:10","slug":"bearing-it-all-about-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/bearing-it-all-about-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bearing It All About Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t like beer all that much.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, on a hot day after mowing the yard or playing a round of golf, a beer is pretty refreshing..but usually, one or, if it\u2019s really hot outside, two is enough.\u00a0 I have lots of friends who really love beer and plenty of it but if I were to partake on their level I\u2019d be spending most of my time in the toity or trying to conjure up a giant belch to rid myself of the uncomfortable effervescence attempting desperately to escape from my ample abdomen one way or another.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Funny, I couldn\u2019t wait until I was old enough to buy my first beer legally. It was at the Volga Pool Hall on my 18th<\/sup> birthday; a 15 cent tap. I remember thinking it didn\u2019t taste any better than the illegal sips I\u2019d tried up to then.\u00a0 It\u2019s an acquired taste, I decided, but also felt a little betrayed by all the announcers on KELO TV; the only channel we got. Brewers picked up a big part of the tab for evening newscasts and KELO on-air personnel were required to do beer commercials LIVE. They did an amazing job making me want to try a beer so bad I could taste it. Sports director, Jim Burt, for example, would hold up a frosty glass of Hamms\u00a0 and tell us how crisp and clean cut it was: \u201cRefreshingly yours from the land of sky blue waters.\u201d\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beer<\/strong><\/p>\n

You couldn\u2019t actually drink beer live on TV back then and I once asked Jim what became of that glass of Hamms every night. He told me it\u00a0 actually got pretty warm under the studio lights \u00a0and not too tempting but it usually disappeared.<\/strong><\/p>\n

One of Keloland\u2019s first weather men, Gene Piaat, spent at least two minutes during his weather segments touting the wonders of Grain Belt, \u201cAmerica\u2019s Party Beer.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n

Bill Rohn\u2019s weekend sports was sponsored by Storz Beer, \u201clight, dry and smooth.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beer<\/strong><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know when or why local TV personalities stopped being pitchmen for the breweries. Maybe it\u2019s because they made it sound a bit too appealing to thirsty little kids like me watching at home. <\/strong><\/p>\n

I must have done a dozen stories about beer during my reporting days. I remember featuring a guy in Southwest Minnesota in 1976 who started collecting cans of Billy Beer..named after President Carter\u2019s beer swilling little brother whose very public drinking binges were legendary and an embarrassment to the White House. I hear the beer wasn\u2019t very good and the cans really aren\u2019t worth much to collectors or on ebay.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In 1980, I did a story with a local distributor who had laid in stacks and stacks of beer named after J.R. Ewing, the character on the TV show, Dallas.\u00a0 J.R. was the subject of a summer-long TV cliffhanger in which the audience was left to wonder who had shot him in the final episode. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beerAnyway, Pearl Brewing Company in San Antonio decided to cash in on the \u201cWho shot J.R.\u201d phenomenon and blend up a beer for all the Dallas fans.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I wasn’t a fan but I bought a six pack anyway thinking it might someday\u00a0 be worth something. It isn’t.,.and, after 30 years, it still sits unopened on display in my basement. Maybe I should just pop open a few cans after I mow next spring..or do you suppose that some of the golden deliciousness might have disappeared in 30 years?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beerOne person who came real close to making me a beer convert, was Maureen Ogle..an author from Iowa who was in Sioux Falls promoting her latest book called \u201cAmbitious Brew,\u201d an ambitious project chronicling the history of American beer. <\/strong><\/p>\n

She\u2019d done a lot of research and over a beer after our interview she explained to me how conventional wisdom has it that giant breweries, driven by corporate greed, have flooded the U.S. with inferior-tasting swill, and the only beer worth drinking is from scattered boutique microbrewers. Ogle doesn’t buy that and says\u00a0 companies like Miller and Anheuser-Busch are actually near-perfect embodiments of the American dream (in which “liberty nurtured ambition, and ambition fostered success”)\u2014and if their beers became noticeably blander 50 years ago, it’s because consumers wanted it that way. \u00a0She even compared beer to wine in that various varieties can and\u00a0 should be explored to best complement a meal. \u201cSo it\u2019s not just good with pizza and hot dogs then?\u201d I asked.\u00a0 \u201cHeavens no.\u201d She said. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Beer to me is like lutefisk; a little goes a long way and overdoing it will\u00a0 make me so full of gas they\u00a0could tie a string to my toe and float me down down 5th<\/sup> Avenue on Thanksgiving Day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of Thanksgiving. I hope you all have a happy one. And, if we should run into each other over the Holidays ..hey, say hello and maybe we can go someplace and have a beer. You\u2019re buyin, of course. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t like beer all that much. Oh, on a hot day after mowing the yard or playing a round of golf, a beer is pretty refreshing..but usually, one or, if it\u2019s really hot outside, two is enough.\u00a0 I have lots of friends who really love beer and plenty of it but if I were…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11836,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions\/11836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jodystaples.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}