Time To Come Clean

Psssst, Hey buddy. Who..me? Yeah, come over here a sec. Wadda ya want? I gotta stash of Tide here I can let you have for half price. Tide..as in laundry detergent? You’re kiddin’ right? No I ain’t. Look, you in or not? Sure, I’ll take a couple gallons, I guess.  Did you hear on the…